Hammered Ravers Do Real Good Soccer in Soccer Tie

07 May 2013 Written by HRSC

This weeks reserves match report is bought to you from Doug Spiegelhacken, a young American graduate journalist.

Hammered Ravers Do Real Good Soccer in Soccer Tie

The Hammered Ravers Soccer franchise traveled to Freemantle on Sunday to play a soccer tie against the Freemantle Crow Haters Soccer franchise in the Soccer Best SunnyDay league.

On a awesome sunny day both teams wanted to play some real nice soccer and were hoping to kick some goalshots against each other.

The Ravers started real good and soon were making vertical and horizontal passes to each other with soccerkicks with limited pass denials from their opponents

The Hammered horizontal goalfenders Pull Broom and Been Cheese were especially getting lots of the soccerball in the wide vertical penetration zones.

It wasn't long before before the Ravers were out of the zeroes with an awesome sidewinder from McPilkington causing a netplosion in the scorebag with a 20.4 meter non-bounce goalshot. He looked real happy with the goalstrike for sure.

Hammered Ravers then tried to get more goals but despite trying their best the Freemantle keeper made some real good hand denials on the soccer court from Skinny Fingers... until that is vetran centrefielder Dan Skidders slotted a goalshot from within the 6 meter extended square.

There were no more converted goalshots until the semi phase completion whistle.

In the second semi phase both team again tried their best to make some good soccer and it was the Ravers who scored the third goalshot from Skidders.

The Crow Haters replied by doing some good vertical pass kicks before centerizing the ball from the width and kicking the goalshot despite Big Woody and Patting Googlebird trying their best to make the shot denial.

This made the Hammered lads real mad and Scotchman Padded Burns kicked a goalshot with his head following a staionary offence kick.

The Freemantle players didn't want to be left out of celebratarizing and kicked another goalshot to reduce the tie defecit to 2 goalshots.

The Hammers then said 'Hey, we're real good at soccer' and did some real good soccer from center court with Oz Tin and Down Willie outsoccering the Crows in centre court and helping Skidders finish the tie with a triple goalshot play.

Dunny Malajusted, who was substotitionized in to the tie, kicked two more real nice goalshots from wide left centre park to make it seven to two at the tie completion whistle.

The only bad soccer moment was when Pull Broom got a major card offence from the tie umpire following a body block felony. What a soccerdouche.

Other than that Franchise Coach Tennis Stumple will have been full of soccerjoy.